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despayeeto 

The cancerous song Despacito combined with the word "Yeet", thus creating a new word which basically means this cancerous song being more cancerous than before.
Damn, Jordan is being a big Despayeeto right now.

despayeetosaurusrexcito 

The ultimate meme of memes, including the classics like 'yeet' and 'despacito'
Yo nigga, despayeetosaurusrexcito!

Despayeeto 

when a supa sad moment happen, so you call out to alaska
alaska, play despayeeto, she will obay, and yeet that despa, to fell happi
to truly get the despayeeto experience you need to play roblocks
Person 1: yo you got fucking dumped so hard
Person 2: Yeah, still sad about that
Person 1: How can i make you feel better
Person 2: GET OUT
*Person 1 leaves*
Person 2: This is so sad alaska play despayeeto, and crank the roblocks pls
Despayeeto by Matty Gam3r November 12, 2018

Despayeet 

A verb created when the song name ‘Despacito’ and the word ‘yeet’ are combined. The term despacito translates to slowly, whereas Yeet can be a slag word for throw. The meaning of these two words combined is ‘slowly throw’. This juxtaposes the original meaning of Yeet as being a brash slang word, therefore creating an oxymoronic word.
“I shall be a moment Gregory, just allow me the time to DESPAYEET this baby across the room”
Despayeet by OrangeJuiceCJ July 7, 2018

Destache 

To remove mustache or facial hair

Crummy mixer streamer
James doesn't want to destache his sweet stache for his girlfriend Becky.
Destache by Phsycoteddy January 15, 2019

despaghettify 

verb, In programming, the process of turning badly written programs into something that can be maintained easily (without the assistance of mental health professionals). Also past tense despaghettified.
despaghettify this rubbish - replace these 2000 lines of madness with calls to pre-existing functions.
despaghettify by Edward Green November 10, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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