despacheeto

When a male or female is playing the song Despacito while eating a party bag of cheetos.

Anyone: My lad and i were making a fat despacheeto.
Me: K

by REEEEE MCREEEEE November 27, 2018

despayeeto

The cancerous song Despacito combined with the word "Yeet", thus creating a new word which basically means this cancerous song being more cancerous than before.

Damn, Jordan is being a big Despayeeto right now.

by 420_69xDSupremeGodDx69_420 June 7, 2018

despayeetosaurusrexcito

The ultimate meme of memes, including the classics like 'yeet' and 'despacito'

Yo nigga, despayeetosaurusrexcito!

by YoNiggaJesus June 15, 2018

Despayeeto

when a supa sad moment happen, so you call out to alaska
alaska, play despayeeto, she will obay, and yeet that despa, to fell happi
to truly get the despayeeto experience you need to play roblocks

Person 1: yo you got fucking dumped so hard
Person 2: Yeah, still sad about that
Person 1: How can i make you feel better
Person 2: GET OUT
*Person 1 leaves*
Person 2: This is so sad alaska play despayeeto, and crank the roblocks pls

by Matty Gam3r November 12, 2018

despacheè

to move, proceed, or act with haste.

Miguel, despacheè!

by Aruom June 9, 2018

Despaleeto

The elite version of the popular song Despacito. A combination of "1337" (or leet) and Despacito. Its more cringy than ever before.

Bill: Yo bro have you heard Despaleeto?

Bob: Ya I heard it. I'm in the hospital cause listening to it gave me stage 69 dick cancer
Bill: O shit man

by God but lit January 14, 2019

despayeeto

a word which is used to calm down that ugly ass nigga tyrone on crack again

Nigga tyrone: me nems tyrone and im here to fuck yo bitch
Dat second nigga: DespaYeeto rawr eksdee

Nigga tyrone: fuck man my dad left me chill

by fakastrijder September 20, 2018