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Despayeeto 

when a supa sad moment happen, so you call out to alaska
alaska, play despayeeto, she will obay, and yeet that despa, to fell happi
to truly get the despayeeto experience you need to play roblocks
Person 1: yo you got fucking dumped so hard
Person 2: Yeah, still sad about that
Person 1: How can i make you feel better
Person 2: GET OUT
*Person 1 leaves*
Person 2: This is so sad alaska play despayeeto, and crank the roblocks pls
Despayeeto by Matty Gam3r November 12, 2018

despayeeto 

a word which is used to calm down that ugly ass nigga tyrone on crack again
Nigga tyrone: me nems tyrone and im here to fuck yo bitch
Dat second nigga: DespaYeeto rawr eksdee

Nigga tyrone: fuck man my dad left me chill
despayeeto by fakastrijder September 20, 2018

despayeetosaurusrexcito 

The ultimate meme of memes, including the classics like 'yeet' and 'despacito'
Yo nigga, despayeetosaurusrexcito!

Despayeet 

A verb created when the song name ‘Despacito’ and the word ‘yeet’ are combined. The term despacito translates to slowly, whereas Yeet can be a slag word for throw. The meaning of these two words combined is ‘slowly throw’. This juxtaposes the original meaning of Yeet as being a brash slang word, therefore creating an oxymoronic word.
“I shall be a moment Gregory, just allow me the time to DESPAYEET this baby across the room
Despayeet by OrangeJuiceCJ July 7, 2018

despacheeto 

When a male or female is playing the song Despacito while eating a party bag of cheetos.
Anyone: My lad and i were making a fat despacheeto.
Me: K
despacheeto by REEEEE MCREEEEE November 27, 2018

Despaleeto 

The elite version of the popular song Despacito. A combination of "1337" (or leet) and Despacito. Its more cringy than ever before.
Bill: Yo bro have you heard Despaleeto?

Bob: Ya I heard it. I'm in the hospital cause listening to it gave me stage 69 dick cancer
Bill: O shit man
Despaleeto by God but lit January 14, 2019