deryan

Deryan is the girl you don't want to mess with . she's beautiful and also thicc she gotta big booty . she's really sweet just dont get on her bad side. Some people would even kill to be her friend . you gotta have a deryan.

Mean girls: deryan got plastic surgery, don't let her full you .
Deryan: it's all the booty babe ;)

deryan by Lmfao rip May 22, 2019

Deryan’s Keyhole 

The act of unintentionally scrolling on the toilet until you inevitably see nudes, thus an erection under the toilet seat. In this position you must stand and lift the toilet seat with your erect member, turn 180 degrees and leave the toilet seat at resting position.

I was so horny and constipated yesterday that my foot went to sleep on the toilet. The only way I could recover is by pulling the old Deryan’s Keyhole.

Deryan’s Keyhole by HellasBasinBrewCrew December 24, 2024

Derya 

A Person called Derya has mostly a really special way to think and doesn't judge people as long as she doesn't study their personality like 5 years. She's trying to be as loyal as she can and is often focused on herself. It's the way she thinks that inspires a lot of persons and she likes it to make someone's day. She is a good friend and even if she's lost herself, she'd give anything to help you find yourself as well. She's pretty, but she get's more beautiful the more you get to know her. If you're good friends with a Derya, you're lucky.

A: Did you realize how rare you meet people like her?
B: Yeah, right! She's totally a Derya.

Derya by ceznja January 4, 2017

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.

"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023

Deyanira 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Has trust issues and is hard to get her trust but once you get to know her she is the best. She Is there for you when you need her through ups and downs if you get a chance dont throw it out the window if you do you must be a fool. It's easy to spot a deyanira the whole world would stop moving if you spot her.

Damn why has every thing stopped look it is deyanira!

Deyanira by Yoyo9090 February 9, 2019

Elon Derangement Syndrome 

EDS, also known as Elon Derangement Syndrome, is a variant of TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome.

This new variant started rapidly-spreading mainly on Twitter around April of 2022, when Elon Musk became partial owner of the company Twitter and all the blue check marks are losing their minds over it.

Why is there so much hate for Elon Musk right now?

The Liberals are suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome. They think he's going to take over Twitter and "radicalize" it when it's already a Cesspool of censorship and hate.

wtf?

ikr?

Elon Derangement Syndrome by Odd_James April 14, 2022

faith-derangement syndrome 

A mental illness marked by:

- belief in obviously absurd tales written by unknown authors detailing the origins of the universe and life on earth;

- a maniacal need to convince the gullible that these stories are true, often in schools and via the media;

- demanding adherence to a select handful of the "rules" in these ancient texts, even when many of the rules are patently absurd;

- the belief that an all-knowing, all-powerful little old man in the sky shows his love for us through widespread calamities, starvation, disease and suffering, along with the possibility of eternal torment if you don't love him back;

- belief that this all-knowing, all-powerful being will do whatever you ask him to do (apparently no one has ever asked for an end to calamities, starvation, disease and suffering).

Sufferers may also experience inappropriate feelings of righteousness and/or displeasure, and display strong hatred toward those who doubt the little old man in the sky has commanded them to love each other, not eat lobster, murder gay men and not work on Saturday, er, um, Sunday.

"Justice Scalia clearly suffers from faith-derangement syndrome. What we need is for the Notorious R.B.G. (Ruth Bader Ginsburg) to go midevil on his ass."

faith-derangement syndrome by Lomits October 14, 2018