Deryan is the girl you don't want to mess with . she's beautiful and also thicc she gotta big booty . she's really sweet just dont get on her bad side. Some people would even kill to be her friend . you gotta have a deryan.
by Lmfao rip May 22, 2019
Get the deryanmug. The act of unintentionally scrolling on the toilet until you inevitably see nudes, thus an erection under the toilet seat. In this position you must stand and lift the toilet seat with your erect member, turn 180 degrees and leave the toilet seat at resting position.
I was so horny and constipated yesterday that my foot went to sleep on the toilet. The only way I could recover is by pulling the old Deryan’s Keyhole.
by HellasBasinBrewCrew December 24, 2024
Get the Deryan’s Keyholemug.