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Definitions by Odd_James

Peanut Butter Rivalries 

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.
Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.

Elon Derangement Syndrome 

EDS, also known as Elon Derangement Syndrome, is a variant of TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome.

This new variant started rapidly-spreading mainly on Twitter around April of 2022, when Elon Musk became partial owner of the company Twitter and all the blue check marks are losing their minds over it.
Why is there so much hate for Elon Musk right now?

The Liberals are suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome. They think he's going to take over Twitter and "radicalize" it when it's already a Cesspool of censorship and hate.

wtf?

ikr?

Biden's Remorse 

Biden's Remorse is the same thing as buyer's remorse, except instead of regretting the purchase they are regretting the votes they casted.
People are happy that orange man bad is gone, but most of them are suffering from Biden's Remorse.
Biden's Remorse by Odd_James January 25, 2021

Nadler Waddle 

This technique is used to escape any awkward situation.

Made famous by Jerry Nadler defecating his pants live on TV and inventing tus technique live on the spot. Truly impressive.

To successfully implement the "Nadler Waddle", you simply straighten your back as if you don't have a spine but only metal rod for a backbone, you continue by clenching your ass cheeks closed as if your life depends on it, (diaper pun intended,) and take very small steps to the side as not to reveal the back of your body to the person or camera you are trying to implement the technique on.
Bro I told you not to eat Chinese food before you get on stage.

I know, but luckily when shit myself I did the Nadler Waddle and got off stage without anybody noticing.

Bro, everyone noticed.

Yeah, it's not a good technique.
Nadler Waddle by Odd_James December 25, 2020

Fart Freckles 

Fart freckles is when someone accidentally farts on your face when you are eating their ass.
I heard that song about eating the Booty like groceries and I tried it but she gave me fart freckles and her Brown eye gave me pink eye.
Fart Freckles by Odd_James November 7, 2019

Queef Coating 

The gender version of "whitewashing", where you take a perfectly good film and completely ruin it by making all the male cast members female for the sake of progress.
I used to love Ghostbusters until it was dipped in queef coating. Ruined my childhood.
Queef Coating by Odd_James June 27, 2019

Sniffle Shits 

The act of Sneezing and Sharting at the same time.
"worse day of my life..."
"why is that?"
"I have the sniffle shits and no clean underwear."
"Oh snap!"
Sniffle Shits by Odd_James May 13, 2014