derpatu

have a insane problem of cranking 90s in the fortnut

you just did a derpatu

by njpzz November 11, 2020

Derpatology

Is the observation that common socially acceptable behaviors, reactionary standards of dispute resolution, interests in higher learning and "self betterment" are on the sharp decline in America and some other country/states . Many Derpatologists agree; with the constant incline of the state of "Derp", lower I.Q's will follow at an equal or sharply worsening rate.

Very un-common to use in sentence structure, since it's not science just rhetoric at this point. But as a rudimentary example:

"Got my B.S. in Sociology. Served four years in Peace Core. Became a parole officer. Yada yada yada, later found my way into derpatology."

by Bob Dobbs IV June 4, 2013

derpatitis

An unusually incurable disorder in which the infected derp uncontrollably and prevents them from being a functional member of society or something of that nature.

Jeeze, that person can't do anything right they must have derpatitis! -Dr. Adkins.

by The cure. >:D July 7, 2012

derpatitis

Having an excessive case of derpies or herp derp, where the infected replaces common words with herp or derp.

Derpatitis is commonly heard during talking or singing "ahh, herp herp herp herp herp ahh derp" or more commonly sung as "Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann"

by shazbottkc December 18, 2012

derpatron

Derpatron stands for extremely Wimpy ass Derp.

Brady:Shan is such a Derpatron!

by BradySwagYolo June 6, 2016

derpatron

When someone is being a complete idiot. Like when your friend puts aluminum foil in the microwave. Or when they can't figure out simple stuff like "My headlights aren't working let me replace the fluid."

Why would he/she put the cereal in the fridge what a derpatron.

by tresadrienne January 23, 2019

postcoital verbal derpitude

A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.

Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.

by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013