derpatron 

Derpatron stands for extremely Wimpy ass Derp.

Brady:Shan is such a Derpatron!

derpatron by BradySwagYolo June 6, 2016

derpatron 

When someone is being a complete idiot. Like when your friend puts aluminum foil in the microwave. Or when they can't figure out simple stuff like "My headlights aren't working let me replace the fluid."

Why would he/she put the cereal in the fridge what a derpatron.

derpatron by tresadrienne January 23, 2019

Derpatology 

Is the observation that common socially acceptable behaviors, reactionary standards of dispute resolution, interests in higher learning and "self betterment" are on the sharp decline in America and some other country/states . Many Derpatologists agree; with the constant incline of the state of "Derp", lower I.Q's will follow at an equal or sharply worsening rate.

Very un-common to use in sentence structure, since it's not science just rhetoric at this point. But as a rudimentary example:

"Got my B.S. in Sociology. Served four years in Peace Core. Became a parole officer. Yada yada yada, later found my way into derpatology."

Derpatology by Bob Dobbs IV June 4, 2013

dorkatron 

extremely dorky

that guy is a dorkatron

dorkatron by emotastic person September 26, 2008

HERPATRON 

A Herpatron is a sub species of human that has contracted herpes and who seeks to infect the general population. They have ninja like stealth and should be avoided at all costs.

that slag I banged last week was a fucking Herpatron

HERPATRON by NEME2u July 27, 2011

herpatron 

a herpes ridden beast

person 1 'i'm gonna try and bang that bird tonight'
person 2 'i wouldn't mate, shes a herpatron!'

herpatron by swhite89 September 13, 2011

derptagonist 

An unintelligent person or group of people who win intellectual debates through countering logical facts with insults regarding the opponent's intelligence, causing the opponent to become enraged.

Derptagonist: I saw a moving star last night! *derp*
Smart person: I highly doubt the possibility of a star millions of light-years away moving through space fast enough for it to be noticeable on Earth. I didn't hear any reports of a meteor shower, so it was probably just a satellite.
Derptagonist: Dude that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

derptagonist by The Original Derptagonist November 30, 2010