derpatologist 

1) An alternative for hurpatologist.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.

Man that Lacy Green is such a derpatologist!

derpatologist by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017

Derpotoligist 

(1) one who studies people that derp. (2) an insult to people who derps alot.

(1) Man 1: I get paid 500 dollars a day... to watch, study, and take notes on people doing stupid, stupid things. and just genrally...derping! thats why they call me a Derpotoligist.

(2) Man 1: derpety-derpety-derp! derp derp derp.
Man 2: Dude! that guys a frikkin derpotoligist!

Derpotoligist by Blubbernug July 25, 2010

dermatologist 

a doctor who specializes in hair,skin and nails

That girl needs a dermatologist...her face looks like a big pepperoni pizza

dermatologist by NICE.LIKE.THAT April 28, 2006

Derpotologist 

An individual who studies all things derp. i.e all things retarded and otherwise belligerently stupid.

Billy is a derpotologist

Derpotologist by Goat Herder 33 February 9, 2012

Dermatologist 

A Dermatologist is not a real Doctor.

Son: I want to grow up and be a dermatologist.
Father: Do you mean a fake doctor?
Son: Yes

Dermatologist by JeffIsGoat December 5, 2018

Dermatologist 

Greek for fake doctor.

Surgeon: There are 5 doctors in this room!
Doctor: I counted only 4.
Surgeon: What?
Doctor: Well, doctor Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for fake doctor.
Surgeon: The hell, what no.

Dermatologist by MrLeiv July 17, 2020

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? 

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? by Buechel July 23, 2022