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noun: a lazy, unreliable person.
adjective: being generally lazy, unreliable, and flaky.
Josh is a complete dermer.

That guy is a dermer.
dermer by bobby_peel March 15, 2011
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Dermer • sam dermer • derder • Derper • Deemer • DeMeria • Demers • Demere • derber • Demerit

sam dermer

fat ass bitch likes to suck on dick and looks like a fetus
oh look its sam dermer he is a fucking fat ass
sam dermer by goodguy27 October 12, 2016
Demerus is a savage n*gga that is a lit, funny and savage guy and can beat anybody's ass if they mess wit em
If someone is messing wit Demerus or says they want to fight he gon beat they ass
demerus by Elglo December 14, 2017

Douche Dormer 

When you meet someone who is normal but goes from 0 to 100 on the douchebaggery scale when hanging out with another douche. Their douchiness is added on to an existing douche structure creating a whole new level of douchiness.
"Ted was fine until that douche yacht Tim came along, now Ted is just a douche dormer."
Douche Dormer by Dillbox August 3, 2016

Oh, I always get yummy demerits! 

Words yet to be uttered by the true master, but currently are shared with enjoyment between memers.

The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.
Person 1: ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.

demeritocracy 

A system of government built upon inadequacy, underachievement and failure.
The Trump White House is a symbol of our wider demeritocracy.
demeritocracy by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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