Demerit 

A mark against a person's record because of an offense.

"My first class is biology. I can't find it and get my first demerit

for wandering the hall"

Demerit by KingOfGaming October 15, 2014

Demerit 

Vagina Fart

"You smell like a real demerit!"

Demerit by rorbortao January 13, 2010

Demerit 

Aidan From My Generation Energy in Hyannis

“That’s another demerit Aidan”

Demerit by anonymous August 11, 2023

demerit point 

demerit points are lost when a driving offense is committed. ie. speeding, driving through a red light camera, drink driving etc.

But in a colloquial context, that of V plates, they refer to other sexual acts that have been committed (apart from the big one). comparable to 'the bases' or 'scoring'.

1:"Do you still have your V plates?"
2:"Yeah, but i've lost a couple of demerit points tho... ;) "

demerit point by tehlia November 9, 2010

Oh, I always get yummy demerits! 

Words yet to be uttered by the true master, but currently are shared with enjoyment between memers.

The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.

Person 1: ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.

Oh, I always get yummy demerits! by .Mega October 19, 2019

demeritocracy 

A system of government built upon inadequacy, underachievement and failure.

The Trump White House is a symbol of our wider demeritocracy.

demeritocracy by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2018

demergitize

To mess something up or ruin something

"The tornado demergitized the whole town". " your room is demergitized, come clean it up"

demergitize by Unclerico5 September 13, 2017