derect deposit

The load of love-juice that a male "invests" into a female's love-tunnel (or her mouth, depending on "how far they're going" at the time) from his stiff taut "dispensing-spout".

I always ask a gal if she's in danger of getting preggo before I make any derect deposits into her "downstairs ATM".

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

derect deposit

Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.

Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

Direct Deposit

Right before ejaculation, shoving ones penis down the throat of the recipiant thus directly depositing the goods into the stomach.

She said that she didn't like the taste so I gave her a direct deposit.

by JJB1600 January 5, 2009

Direct Deposit

A direct deposit is made when raw doggin it with a chick and you don't pull out.

Douchecunt #1: Hey man, did you wrap it up with that chick?
Douchecunt #2: Nah man, I had to raw dog it.
Douchecunt #1: Ahhh.. sick.
Douchecunt #2: AND I gave her a direct deposit!
Douchecunt #1: She'll be seeing you in 9 months.

by JBento June 9, 2009

Direct-deposit

When you eat while on the toilet, also a method to lose weight.

When I'm in a rush, I use the direct-deposit method to save time, and lose weight.

by Urbd916 October 1, 2016

Direct Deposit

(Noun): To masturbate whilst standing on one's head, then upon the point of orgasm, shooting one's ejaculate into one's own mouth.

His shoulders on the ground and his naked backside pressed against the marine-themed wallpaper, the Direct Deposit left him with a face full of his own man-seed.

by Sir Michael McEwan April 30, 2008

Direct deposit

When someone is passed out, you drop your pants, place your sphincter directly on their nostrils, and let loose with an offensive wind storm.

"Danny passed out on the couch after a few too many, and I dropped my dockers to give him a direct deposit...he barfed all over my nuts."

by tommyboy79 October 20, 2005