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Derect

The opposite of erect; commonly used with a penis; a penis that is no longer erect
After have an erection, the man's penis slowly became derect.
by Jexpler June 6, 2017
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Derection

The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff
Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
by HerbanDictionarian September 1, 2019
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What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.
Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!
by Emberlix February 19, 2005
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The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs
by Too Much Fun In Biology September 28, 2009
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I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection
by marvin-d-martian November 28, 2011
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When something is so unarousing that the male genitalia has an inward erection.
When I saw Brokeback mountain I had a derection.

The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.

That ugly girl gives me a derection.
by Anonymous123469 July 11, 2006
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The shrinking of the penis (the opposite of an erection) usually after seeing someone or something unpleasant.

There are 2 types of derections:
•a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner)
•a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself )

(Word origin : South African potato)
•"That ugly woman gave me a derection"
by PigeonSlayer February 8, 2019
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