Derect

The opposite of erect; commonly used with a penis; a penis that is no longer erect

After have an erection, the man's penis slowly became derect.

by Jexpler June 6, 2017

derect sunlight

A boner that you get while sunbathing nude, usually in response to seeing naked ladies in your same vicinity.

People consider it perfectly acceptable/understandable to "publicly" have a hard-on in areas of derect sunlight (i.e., a "clothing optional" beach), but it is still frowned upon to ask for sex from fellow tanners of the female persuasion, even though they, too, are totally "showing off their merchandise" for all to see, and thus it would be only natural for red-blooded studs in their vicinity to "want some" from them.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

derect deposit

The load of love-juice that a male "invests" into a female's love-tunnel (or her mouth, depending on "how far they're going" at the time) from his stiff taut "dispensing-spout".

I always ask a gal if she's in danger of getting preggo before I make any derect deposits into her "downstairs ATM".

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

derect exposure

Refers to what a chick receives when a dude with the hots for her drops his drawers and stands close in front of her so that his huge hard-on is right in her face.

Cutie: I'm not really much into giving blowjobs or handjobs, but I always suckcum to temptation whenever a well-hung stud gives me derect exposure.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019

derect deposit

Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.

Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

Private detective

Junior grimes, or atleast what people refer to you as if you take illegal measures and unconventional means to accomplish a task such as cracking a case on infidelity or murder, it’s a reference the well known private detective known as “gumshoe grimes” what the papers call junior grimes as he stuck to people when working cases.

someone who follows others and gather information on order to solve a case or situation which demands the investigators (junior) help is what a PI pretty much is...

Junior grimes however, takes this a STEP FURTHER though even that’s a major understatement. young and full of anger, he’s not exactly the calmest of detectives and uses what ever means necessary to solve the task even if it means sacrificing his own chance at a happy life and those around him for there’s no rest for grimes as the world needs him when any case goes unsolved.

Junior grimes aka “June wick” or “darnell grimes”

Private investigator give itself a good name when junior grimes matches with it.

Figure out what that means

“there’s no one that solves crimes like grimes”

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Woman 1: omg my sisters missing

Woman 2: wait I know who to call

Woman 1: you do?

Junior grimes: what seems to be the problem?

Woman 1: it’s my sister!

Junior grimes: not to worry, for no one better to call then mr grimes!

Woman 2: see? I told you, he’s the best

Woman 1: wow

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Junior grimes is the greatest private detective OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

by Assassin technical institute September 6, 2021

Direct talk

Is straight up with no chaser real talk that leaves no room for any confusion.

I’m a firm believer in direct talk don’t time for beatin around bush.

by Starving Artist246 October 6, 2021