deprext 

a form of depression caused by an involuntary text blackout. The longer the wireless company goes without resolving the problem, the further into deprextion the user falls.

Coleen is deprext. She has had zero texts sent/received for 3 days now, which included her birthday. :( It's a wonder she's able to get outta bed.

deprext by Coleenmck March 22, 2011

Depresturbation

The act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one's sexual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.

Dude did you see Michael after his father's death?
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.

Depresturbation by Matres May 7, 2013

deprestapated 

When depression causes constipation.

I'm so deprestapated, my boyfriend broke up with me and I haven't pooed in 3 days.

deprestapated by singinjobanana June 19, 2009

deprestlayer 

Cool person slang

Yo deprestlayer what’s poppin

deprestlayer by Deprestlayer October 8, 2020

Depretzel 

To decompress, relax, or otherwise unplug.

After a stressful day She just wanted to get home to curl up with some wine and the telly to depretzel.

Depretzel by A.L. Harper September 7, 2021

deprestidigitation

Depression, when the magic goes out of digital life.

She had been enthralled with Facetime, Zoom, texts and emails, yet now was overwhelmed with deprestidigitation, yearning for a touch, a smile, eye-contact, the unfiltered sound of a loving voice.

deprestidigitation by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020

crippling depreston 

When your name is Preston and you can't escape the puns of your name so it actually puts you in a state of depression

Wow Preston! You seem sad. Do you have "Crippling Depreston?"

crippling depreston by Cereal Guy November 16, 2016