depressterbation

verb:
To masterbate while crying. The ultimate expression of depression and self loathing.

He couldn't bring himself to suicide so he sat in his room and depressterbated.

by Licensed Wordologist July 3, 2003

Depresturbation

The act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one's sexual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.

Dude did you see Michael after his father's death?
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.

by Matres May 7, 2013

depressturbation

The act of masturbating while sad or depressed, oftentimes using your own tears for lubrication.

I was all alone in my room, and crying, so I resorted to depressturbation and listening to Coldplay to take my pain away.

by famousblinkadam May 26, 2011

depresterbating

When you are sad as fuck and the only option is to play with yourself.

Young William broke up with Lindsay. She was so sad she spent the next day in bed crying and depresterbating.

by Nasty Nate & Heidi Ho September 17, 2017