deotorant
Stank girl: i smell so good rn
girl 1: girl no tf u dont u dirty mole rat
girl: u need sum deotorant bitch
girl 1: girl no tf u dont u dirty mole rat
girl: u need sum deotorant bitch
deotorant by desmond22323 February 2, 2024
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deodorant malfunction
Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.
deodorant malfunction by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005
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I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.
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deodorant shower
Something you do when you don't have time for a real shower. You just grab your trusty stick of deodorant, and you lather yourself in it just enough to get rid of the smell.
1: "Dude you smell funny, did you shower?"
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."
deodorant shower by stemkid13 April 30, 2011
deodorant boobs
the repulsive taste (and often numbing sensation) experienced when you suck and/or motorboat a girl's saggy boobs. almost always the result of laying her down and having her loosely assembled funbags falling carelessly in to the crevices between her overly scented armpits. this phenomena is typically experienced after a long night of drinking when options are few and far between and a guy either has a dead booty call cellphone or no other prospects at the bar.
"yo dude, did you see that chick that jon bladed last night?" -- patrick
"yeah man, she had a classic case of deodorant boobs. i wouldnt fuck her with your dick and fabio pushing" --chris
"yeah man, she had a classic case of deodorant boobs. i wouldnt fuck her with your dick and fabio pushing" --chris
deodorant boobs by JLS Orange Tiles March 20, 2010
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