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Dendrophiliac

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees
martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"
Dendrophiliac by annabanana May 14, 2005

denderfiliac 

denderfiliac by Ashley July 31, 2004

dendrophiliac

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

denderfiliac 

Ummm... When a person FUCKS a tree!
Greg's a denderfiliac.
denderfiliac by Kahle April 8, 2003

Dentrofeliac 

One who is sexually attracted to plants.
I caught Bob in his apartment banging his plant, what a dentrofeliac.

Dendrophiliac

Tree lovin' hippie scum; Dan Magner
Dude, Dan Magner is such a dendrophiliac, I saw him doing all sorts of crazy sh*t to that tree.
Dendrophiliac by T-Rux July 28, 2009