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A name to call your friend who is incredibly intelligent and impressive academically, but has absolutely no common sense which leads to their demise.
Person 1: "Dude. he's so smart. how is he also so fucking dumb?"
Person 2: "He's just a demwise."
demwise by Clingymuffin88 January 14, 2024
Words you can keep

Hetero-Demisexual 

A Hetero-Demisexual is someone being sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but only when a strong emotional bond is formed.
“Yo she’s a hetero-demisexual, right?”
“Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”
Hetero-Demisexual by VictoriousQueen September 2, 2018

demisemihemidemisemiquaver

A note that will immediately rip the hands off of any self-respecting musician.
I once was a pianist like you, but then I took a demisemihemidemisemiquaver to the hands.

biromantic demisexual 

A person who is romantically attracter to two or more genders, but will only feel sexual attraction when a deep bond is formed between them and their partner.
Sam really likes me, but will not have sex with me until they are ready. Apparently they are a biromantic demisexual.

Biromantic Demisexual 

An individual with the potential to develop a romantic attraction towards a person of any gender, but only develops a sexual attraction once a strong emotional bond is formed.
"I really liked <person> for a long time, but I didn't develop a sexual attraction towards them until <period of time> after we started dating. Before then I wasn't really interested in or driven by sex, or their gender. I'm a biromantic demisexual."
Biromantic Demisexual by Wonl July 1, 2015

demisexual 

To not be sexually attracted to someone unless you have a deep emotional and/or romantic relationship
Person 1: hey man lets have sex
Person 2: I'm demisexual :/
Person 1: ....wat

Person 2: I'm not sexually attracted to you unless we have a very strong emotional connection.
Person 1: oh cool. wanna talk instead?
Person 2: sure lmao
demisexual by smolbeanjoseph June 22, 2016

Demisexual Homoromantic 

Someone who is romantically attracted to the same gender but is only sexually attracted to them if they share a strong bond with each other.
I'm a Demisexual Homoromantic female who is happily taken!
Demisexual Homoromantic by Mon-Draws December 23, 2017
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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