dempty 

Adjective meaning Dead-empty.

When one is so completely exhausted and drained physically and mentally, and can muster no more energy.

ques: how are you?

answer: runnin on dempty. Got nothin

dempty by Golightly Holly July 12, 2019

Trumpty Dumpty 

A narcisstic egghead determined to build walls between himself and people everywhere at their expense.

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Tumpty Dumpty had a great fall. Good.

Trumpty Dumpty by Profgal February 1, 2017

Trumpty Dumpty 

An egg shaped Trump - he wants to build a wall, and others agree, as they want to keep Trumpty Dumpty on the other side of it!

Usually used as an insult for someone that you don't like, and want to have something between you (away from them)

"He's such a Trumpty Dumpty!"

Trumpty Dumpty by Loris 101 Disguises November 23, 2016

Humpty dumpty 

A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball

Look at Humpty dumpty

Humpty dumpty by Enter August 22, 2017

Dempy 

A "Dempy" is an ancient martial arts secret, closely guarded by the masters of the world. It involves inserting ones index finger into ones own anus before stripping completely naked and running down the street, slapping as many old people as possible. It is said that one can only attain true oneness with the Universe through the repeated use of this technique.

"My God, that guy just totally pulled off a Dempy on the old people at that bus stop!"

Dempy by Kung Fu Gravy March 11, 2009

Trumpty Dumpty 

Trumpy Dumpty wanted to build a wall. Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall. He never could be president because he got broke.

Trumpty Dumpty

Trumpty Dumpty by Kalamazoo June 6, 2016

humpty dumpty hands 

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

humpty dumpty hands by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010