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lose throw toss discard dispose
Time to dumpty, Humpty!
Dumpty by algeciras October 24, 2008
When something is intended to be cute but it is not.

baby face
My husband just shaved his face. He looks dumpty.
Dumpty by Kalynmo December 18, 2017
noun, (duhmp-tee)

1. A Newfoundland term for a foot stool

2. A sex cushion
Jack and Jill humped on the dumpty
Dumpty by 31_4eva January 10, 2012
A dumpty is a sweet and calm animal (most likely a dog but could be a rabbit or a gremlin in disguise). Dumptys are the sweetest animals in the world and they never bite, bark, or shred things because they are so calm. Dumptys love their master and are protective. They protect the house during the week when they sleep in the living room and they get rewarded with cuddle time on weekends for their good work.
Look at that sweet little dumpty! She sure does love her master.
Dumpty by JustCallMeCute August 7, 2016

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