2 definitions by AttacksBlacks

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Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks
Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands
by AttacksBlacks July 06, 2010
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When you pull your penis out of a girl and her vagina grips it so hard that it's pulled out an inch or two.
Man julie is so tight her lip grip is insane
by attacksblacks September 04, 2012
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