2 definitions by AttacksBlacks

humpty dumpty hands

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

by AttacksBlacks July 7, 2010

Lip Grip

When you pull your penis out of a girl and her vagina grips it so hard that it's pulled out an inch or two.

Man julie is so tight her lip grip is insane

by AttacksBlacks September 4, 2012