Definitions by AttacksBlacks

Lip Grip 

When you pull your penis out of a girl and her vagina grips it so hard that it's pulled out an inch or two.

Man julie is so tight her lip grip is insane

Lip Grip by attacksblacks September 4, 2012

humpty dumpty hands 

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

humpty dumpty hands by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010