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Dempsy's are usually overweight, wear glasses, and have brown hair. They are also very funny and fun to be around. Although they are immature, sometimes very annoying, and constantly need reassurance from their friends, their great friends and very trustworthy. They play video games 24/7 on their PC and are particularly good at Tryndamere in League of Legends. They have an unusual and unexplainable obsession with lists. They ALWAYS, NO MATTER WHAT partake in No Nut November AND Destroy Dick December, actually basically every month except November is Destroy Dick December. They typically use X-Videos or PornHub for these months however they occasionally use XNXX.
Omg is that a Dempsy he must be sooooo funny.
Dempsy by Cake CEO December 16, 2019
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patrick Dempsey 

I dreamt a sexual Patrick Dempsey last night
patrick Dempsey by Ximena Navarette October 20, 2013

liam dempsey 

your suxh a liam dempsey dickhead
liam dempsey by cory carroll June 3, 2017

Patrick Dempsey 

Quite possibly the sexiest man alive. Every mans girlfriend falls asleep thinking about him
Plays McDreamy on the hit show Grey's Anatomy

Hot, caring, loving, and ages like fine wine
Omg did you see Patrick Dempsey in the new Grey's episode?
Yessss! I swear he gets hotter every day

Joe Dempsie 

Joe Dempsie is best known for his part as Chris Miles in Skins. Ayyy, he supports Nottingham Forest =D . He is also the best looking boy in Skins EVER. He was killed off in the 9th episode of the 2nd series ):
Joe Dempsie by HelloMyNameIsEmily January 2, 2009

Clint "Deuce" Dempsey 

Clint "Deuce" Dempsey is to the US as Diego Maradona is to Argentina.
A "Dempy" is an ancient martial arts secret, closely guarded by the masters of the world. It involves inserting ones index finger into ones own anus before stripping completely naked and running down the street, slapping as many old people as possible. It is said that one can only attain true oneness with the Universe through the repeated use of this technique.
"My God, that guy just totally pulled off a Dempy on the old people at that bus stop!"
Dempy by Kung Fu Gravy March 11, 2009
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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