Demonkey

(Noun) Political Party Portmanteau: (De'mon'key) Demonkey is a new term for the Democratic Party and it's beloved mascot the "Donkey" aka "JACKASS".

"I went to a political rally last night and that Demonkey candidate sure made an ass of himself."

"Are you attending the Demonkey rally today"

by 2smart4U February 21, 2013

demonkeyize

To shave your grizzly, monkey face when it has a bristly, out of control, unkempt beard.

Saddam Hussein needed to demonkeyize his face when he was found and captured, and doctors were looking in his mouth.

by Boffo April 2, 2007

dedonkeydickify

Removal of unnecessary rear-end accoutrements from gorgeous Ducati V4 that resembles a rather large, black Donkey Dick.

My Homie, Unkle Poon, iz gunna Dedonkeydickify Venis this evening

by POTI-Furiosa April 2, 2020