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demonkeyize 

To shave your grizzly, monkey face when it has a bristly, out of control, unkempt beard.
Saddam Hussein needed to demonkeyize his face when he was found and captured, and doctors were looking in his mouth.
demonkeyize by Boffo April 2, 2007
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dedonkeydickify

Removal of unnecessary rear-end accoutrements from gorgeous Ducati V4 that resembles a rather large, black Donkey Dick.
My Homie, Unkle Poon, iz gunna Dedonkeydickify Venis this evening