3 definitions by rektx

Human Beanbag

When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations

"I wish Lady Dimitrescu would use me as a human beanbag."

by rektx May 23, 2021

delusionalship

A one-sided love where you constantly think someone is dropping you hints or has a crush on you whilst it's all in your head (a delusion) and they don't actually care.

"I can't believe I was in a delusionalship with her for so long"

by rektx March 6, 2023

gangstalking

Gangstalking used to be an actual term for group harassment or bullying, but is now used by paranoid cranks to describe 'government' or 'covert operations' that are watching 'Targeted Individuals'. Comparable to COINTELPRO but fake and mostly for far right conspiracy theorists and mentally unwell people. A list of methods found on RationalWiki: remote neural monitoring, microwaves, "psychotronics"(basically a variety of hypothetical electronic weaponry), secret mind control, "remote sexual abuse" surgical insertion of alien implants, HAARP harassment and even reptilian involvement. All this leads to influencing people with legitimate mental conditions like schizophrenia to not taking their medicine because other people online tell them to. Comparable to if not directly tied to InfoWars and other far right outlets and ideas.

Glow in the dark three letter agent 1: "Hey Ron, lets shove some tracking beacons up this paranoid racist grandpas ass."

Agent 2: "OK, Billy. Hey, why don't we give him pills to mind control him?"

Agent 1: "Great idea!"

Grandpa: "They're gangstalking me, TargetedIndividual#32349.. I can't take my pills or the lizard people will continue to control me"

by rektx June 25, 2021