deluo

a very short guy who somehow knows everyone.
he's pretty smart but he lacks a personality.

what's that short thing over there? oh, its deluo.

deluo by iceypoppy March 13, 2024

Deloaded

A. To utterly and completely lose your load.

B. To ejaculate to the point where you can't ejaculate any more.

Last night I got completely deloaded

Deloaded by Big Daddy Papa December 19, 2013

Delco Bubble 

A fictional bubble that some believe surrounds Delaware County, PA and protects it from harsh weather and other hazards while surround Counties get hit hard.

That storm just missed us because of the Delco Bubble.

Delco Bubble by Delcoman83 September 5, 2013

dellor 

bipolar

player 1: looks at dellor
dellor: MY GODDDD PLAYGROUND KID FUCK OFF IM TURNING OFF THE STREAM SEE YA

dellor by dellor October 30, 2018

delbollocks 

A person who has a huge ego. They will try to teach there followers various tasks but will fail as they have no prior knowledge. Usually wear a baseball cap and have a lazy eye. Will also paint everything they own in black paint

They said to do it the way they did? What a delbollocks. I don’t think they know how to do it properly themselves

delbollocks by Werewolf panther December 28, 2018

deloitte 

The last form of slavery in the US. This is where many young people begin careers and work 115 hours a week until they either quit or die from exhaustion. Former Deloitte employees often have scarred backs from the whip marks.

Dave has no social life because he works at Deloitte.

deloitte by Angry Psycho March 29, 2005

Deloitte 

Do you want to get rid of all your pesky friends and/or potential suitors... then this is the job for you! Surely at some point in your life, you've thought to yourself "How can I eliminate the burden of having to hang out with my friends and/or annoying boyfriend/girlfriend"... The answer is simple work an average of 80 hours per week, usually out of town. Don't worry... those pesky friends will forget you exist in no time and your annoying boyfriend/girlfriend will as well. The upside to losing all of your real friends is that you have time (no less than 80 hours per week usually) to make new friends with all the other lonely people you work with. Your particularly lonely managers who have been using this strategy for 5+ years will always invite you to lunch or dinner on Friday night, Satuday and Sunday... o.k. invite might not be the right word... Now your thinking... that could probably make me single and alone, but how can I ensure that I will stay that way... The answer... you will become much less attractive. Under-eye baggage, the type of tan you can only get from spending months surrounded by the soft glow of a laptop monitor, an additional 15-40 lbs right around the middle, and that overall "I haven't slept in a week" look are generally part of the normal benefits package... if they don't offer it to you during your recruiting, rest assured that it is included.

My last manager before Deloitte: Jessica Alba
My last manager after 5 years with Deloitte- Smeagol

Deloitte by Exhausted June 4, 2012