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Delassus group is the best Moroccan grower of snacking tomatoes!
Why I overslept my classes?

- I was at Dalassus meeting

- What is that?

-Here at Delassus we only want to give our customers the best. What is the best you may ask? Specially grown fruits grown to perfection and picked when ripe. We would never put any nasty chemicals like GMO or any other pesticides in our products. Other companies who only care for profits and mass produce can not even compare to us. At Delassus, we care for out fruits and our customers!
delassus by Retardelassus March 2, 2021
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delosexual 

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.
fuck you delosexual
delosexual by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

Deloosha-lit 

Someone whose face is lifted and lit up with joy and 100% certainty that their unrealistic plan will work in the very near future.
Oh Clarise is all deloosha-lit because Rod Stewart is coming to town and she's got front row tickets and tonight's the night for love and whatnot.
Deloosha-lit by JessicaWalters April 2, 2021
Delois....Most precious of friends. SMART .CUTE .MEAN AF...But worth the effort as she is also loyal to a fault.
She has to be awesome as she is DELOIS.
delois by Sugarsgurl December 21, 2016

deloshed 

when someone steals your laundry detergent and slams your head against a wall.
aldgas;bjadnbgu;aeonh; NO
deloshed by idontknow September 8, 2003

Deloishous 

John Ralphio: "That shnizz is straight up deloishous."
Deloishous by Mr. Snakehole November 22, 2011