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The instant in which a man realizes he is going to have a premature ejaculation and decides to pull out and give cunnilingus so that his partner does not realize his lack of stamina.
During sex, Joe demossed so that Tracy would not realize he was lousy at sex.
demoss by GetJenj August 15, 2009
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A person with a large ego, someone who thinks of themselves as perfect or god-like, and to be good at anything such as being funny, attractive, or just plain cool

This person is a huge douche, being so egotistical, and is prone to making fun of the mentally handicapped or uttering the phrase: "You have NOOOOOOO friends!!!" to any and all people which it dislikes
1."How was the party last night jack?"

"It was fun until some guy showed up and started being a huge demoss."

2. "I used to think he was cool until i found out that he was a demoss..."
Demoss by Papasacs September 28, 2011
When you get fucked over by the best around.
Jerry: man I really got demoss'd by 3rd shift
Demoss'd by Bigowl April 14, 2021

patrick demoss 

super chill, cuteee, lazy, caring, adorable, loved by teachers and friends, generally has adorable dimples and a cute smile. Makes everyones day and over all amazing person. Hes a keeper
that guy is so partick demoss we should hang out with him more.
I wish i was like patrick demoss.
patrick demoss by smiley9495 October 28, 2011

anthony demoss 

a tastless Democrat (tree hugger)who hates war, because his bitch ass would never fight in a war
anthony demoss by jhohn September 12, 2003

nasal demons 

Recognized shorthand on the Usenet group comp.std.c for any unexpected behavior of a C compiler on encountering an undefined construct. During a discussion on that group in early 1992, a regular remarked "When the compiler encounters a given undefined construct it is legal for it to make demons fly out of your nose" (the implication is that the compiler may choose any arbitrarily bizarre way to interpret the code without violating the ANSI C standard). Someone else followed up with a reference to "nasal demons", which quickly became established. (see Jargon)
Your program has nasal demons.
nasal demons by Jabberwocky May 10, 2003

demonsterized

From Thomas on the Bachelorette: v. a dumb way of saying “demonized
My integrity was demonsterized
demonsterized by DrummerboyPOA June 28, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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