Delos

a super sexy beast also known as a P.I.M.P

oh god hes such a delos

by bob November 19, 2003

Daddy Delos

The daddies of dads, one of the hOtTeSt science teachers ever.

Girl 1: I have daddy delos next period.
Girl 2: Good luck with you lady boner.

by Peachybeb April 24, 2019

Deloaded

A. To utterly and completely lose your load.

B. To ejaculate to the point where you can't ejaculate any more.

Last night I got completely deloaded

by Big Daddy Papa December 19, 2013

delassus

Delassus group is the best Moroccan grower of snacking tomatoes!

Why I overslept my classes?

- I was at Dalassus meeting

- What is that?

-Here at Delassus we only want to give our customers the best. What is the best you may ask? Specially grown fruits grown to perfection and picked when ripe. We would never put any nasty chemicals like GMO or any other pesticides in our products. Other companies who only care for profits and mass produce can not even compare to us. At Delassus, we care for out fruits and our customers!

by Retardelassus March 2, 2021

deloitte

The last form of slavery in the US. This is where many young people begin careers and work 115 hours a week until they either quit or die from exhaustion. Former Deloitte employees often have scarred backs from the whip marks.

Dave has no social life because he works at Deloitte.

by Angry Psycho March 29, 2005

Deloitte

Do you want to get rid of all your pesky friends and/or potential suitors... then this is the job for you! Surely at some point in your life, you've thought to yourself "How can I eliminate the burden of having to hang out with my friends and/or annoying boyfriend/girlfriend"... The answer is simple work an average of 80 hours per week, usually out of town. Don't worry... those pesky friends will forget you exist in no time and your annoying boyfriend/girlfriend will as well. The upside to losing all of your real friends is that you have time (no less than 80 hours per week usually) to make new friends with all the other lonely people you work with. Your particularly lonely managers who have been using this strategy for 5+ years will always invite you to lunch or dinner on Friday night, Satuday and Sunday... o.k. invite might not be the right word... Now your thinking... that could probably make me single and alone, but how can I ensure that I will stay that way... The answer... you will become much less attractive. Under-eye baggage, the type of tan you can only get from spending months surrounded by the soft glow of a laptop monitor, an additional 15-40 lbs right around the middle, and that overall "I haven't slept in a week" look are generally part of the normal benefits package... if they don't offer it to you during your recruiting, rest assured that it is included.

My last manager before Deloitte: Jessica Alba
My last manager after 5 years with Deloitte- Smeagol

by Exhausted June 4, 2012

debosmita

A very kind and smart girl. She is very loving, creative and caring person. She loves to help animals and and has your back. Being her friend is an honour and blessing. Don't mess with her!

Your are debosmita friend! You are so lucky!

by Hallucinations July 30, 2017