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If your name is Delanio then you are most likely fairly tall for your age and you look older than other people around you, most people would consider you unattractive but there will always be a girl that likes you and when you find them they will be very loyal. You probably keep to yourself until you are talked to and you have trouble reading out loud
"I would totally get with that Delanio guy if he looked better"
delanio by Impress9 September 20, 2022
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Delano, MN 

A small town in Minnesota with a huge chicken statue that welcomes you in. Chock full of people who call themselves "hicks" but who have never stepped foot on a farm and drive lifted trucks from daddy's money. Feeling bored? Go hang out with these hicks in the local Mcdonald's parking lot! Or if that doesn't interest you, go crash one of the Finn parties and chill in a sauna (but make sure to pronounce it the right way or they will kidnap you and abandon you in one of their Finn bins.) Don't like hockey? You may want to move now because our town takes pride in our hockey team that can't get beyond the first round of the state tourney. And if you didn't know...Delano has the famous Fourth of July parade that literally everyone in the West metro goes to EXCEPT for Delano residents! Delano is your typical small rural/suburban town. Everyone graduates and you either want to get the hell outta there or live there forever. But hey I mean...At least we aren't Rockford or Orono.
"Hey, wanna go to Delano, MN this weekend? Haha...JK"
Delano, MN by chickenman69 February 22, 2022
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Adore Delano 

Daniel Anthony Noriega is a- the best American drag queen in drag race herstery. If you have a problem fight me not my wife thank you. He’s mine and Hailey’s so back off Delilah🙃
Hailey: Have you seen Adore Delano?

Me: Yeah she’s hot as Danny and Adore I would lick her shoes either way
A person with this name is proud, witty and kind. They have a way with words and are deep thinkers. Able to do great things if they don't let themselves get in their way. Artistic, creative and full of energy, passion and life. The best of friends. Be their biggest fan and watch them do great things.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Delano, CA
Delano by DNA1 February 3, 2010
a cool, chill, amazing girl that everyone loves. they are known for originality and uniqueness with their decisions. always the trend setters, never the followers.
Person 1: Woah, look at Delanie!
Person 2: I want to hang out with her!
Person 1: Me too!
delanie by BeachFreak120 July 6, 2011
I always knew he was a great guy but after seeing him in his gym shorts. I realized he was a Delano
Delano by theodorehuxtable January 19, 2017
A girl who is so amazing she is desired by any and every guy everywhere. Stands out for her long dark hair and normally has gorgeous deep blue eyes. This, along with her smarts, personality, looks, and overall hotness, cause every guy to want to have her. However, Delanies normally are saving themselves for marriage because they have higher morals, which causes much hatin' on the part of the guys and the other gals (who are mad the guys are paying so much attention to the Delanies).
Dude 1: Hey, look at that gorgeous chick over there!
Dude 2: Holy cow! She is a total Delanie!

Pervert 1: Dude! Peep that babe over there! I wanna spend some quality time with her (evil perverted chuckle).
Pervert 2: Nah, don't even try. She is a real Delanie.
Delanie by StraightTruth March 2, 2011