delando

that nigga

“ohhh you know delando” “um duh it’s delando”

by dland0 November 22, 2021

Delano, MN

A small town in Minnesota with a huge chicken statue that welcomes you in. Chock full of people who call themselves "hicks" but who have never stepped foot on a farm and drive lifted trucks from daddy's money. Feeling bored? Go hang out with these hicks in the local Mcdonald's parking lot! Or if that doesn't interest you, go crash one of the Finn parties and chill in a sauna (but make sure to pronounce it the right way or they will kidnap you and abandon you in one of their Finn bins.) Don't like hockey? You may want to move now because our town takes pride in our hockey team that can't get beyond the first round of the state tourney. And if you didn't know...Delano has the famous Fourth of July parade that literally everyone in the West metro goes to EXCEPT for Delano residents! Delano is your typical small rural/suburban town. Everyone graduates and you either want to get the hell outta there or live there forever. But hey I mean...At least we aren't Rockford or Orono.

"Hey, wanna go to Delano, MN this weekend? Haha...JK"

by chickenman69 February 22, 2022

Adore Delano

Daniel Anthony Noriega is a- the best American drag queen in drag race herstery. If you have a problem fight me not my wife thank you. He’s mine and Hailey’s so back off Delilah🙃

Hailey: Have you seen Adore Delano?

Me: Yeah she’s hot as Danny and Adore I would lick her shoes either way

by Molly Noriega June 9, 2018

Delano

A person with this name is proud, witty and kind. They have a way with words and are deep thinkers. Able to do great things if they don't let themselves get in their way. Artistic, creative and full of energy, passion and life. The best of friends. Be their biggest fan and watch them do great things.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Delano, CA

by DNA1 February 3, 2010

desando

A suspect of strange variety. often bald. knows karate. usually can be found with large birds of prey.

Watch out for that desando rookie. He waffle stomps brown children down his shower with karate.

by the dooki flipper July 8, 2021

Delano

A guy with a big heart and a big fat dick

I always knew he was a great guy but after seeing him in his gym shorts. I realized he was a Delano

by theodorehuxtable January 19, 2017

Deland

A guy who is fun and spontaneous. Transparent and honest. He's very fun, charming, and hilarious. If you meet him, you will always remember him. Some consider him to be a warlock, so prepare for his mischievous black magic. Appearance is that of a lovable bear with fantastic hair and the youthful exuberance of an adolescent boy.

Hold me Deland, you cute lovable sonuvabitch!

by Xenjutsu June 26, 2019