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Delano, MN 

A small town in Minnesota with a huge chicken statue that welcomes you in. Chock full of people who call themselves "hicks" but who have never stepped foot on a farm and drive lifted trucks from daddy's money. Feeling bored? Go hang out with these hicks in the local Mcdonald's parking lot! Or if that doesn't interest you, go crash one of the Finn parties and chill in a sauna (but make sure to pronounce it the right way or they will kidnap you and abandon you in one of their Finn bins.) Don't like hockey? You may want to move now because our town takes pride in our hockey team that can't get beyond the first round of the state tourney. And if you didn't know...Delano has the famous Fourth of July parade that literally everyone in the West metro goes to EXCEPT for Delano residents! Delano is your typical small rural/suburban town. Everyone graduates and you either want to get the hell outta there or live there forever. But hey I mean...At least we aren't Rockford or Orono.
"Hey, wanna go to Delano, MN this weekend? Haha...JK"
Delano, MN by chickenman69 February 22, 2022
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Adore Delano 

Daniel Anthony Noriega is a- the best American drag queen in drag race herstery. If you have a problem fight me not my wife thank you. He’s mine and Hailey’s so back off Delilah🙃
Hailey: Have you seen Adore Delano?

Me: Yeah she’s hot as Danny and Adore I would lick her shoes either way

Dirty delaina 

Fucking hot bitch that can get down in bed while looking seemingly innocent to the world.
Every man wants a Dirty Delaina for a wife! She's not a side chick type.
Dirty delaina by Dunnnnnnnnnnn December 9, 2018
A person with this name is proud, witty and kind. They have a way with words and are deep thinkers. Able to do great things if they don't let themselves get in their way. Artistic, creative and full of energy, passion and life. The best of friends. Be their biggest fan and watch them do great things.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Delano, CA
Delano by DNA1 February 3, 2010
A sexy ass beast that attracts all sorts of attention. a very loving person. Very friendly & fun to hang with. dont have any enemies. the only enemies he has are the people that wish they were him. Did i mention that hes sexy?
A sexy ass beast that attracts all sorts of attention. a very loving person. Very friendly & fun to hang with. dont have any enemies. the only enemies he has are the people that wish they were him. Did i mention that hes sexy? Delfino is pure amazing!
Delfino by King Delfino March 14, 2013
The perfect hot girl that always has a sense of humor, she is so sweet, and is a sexy chick that is not a whore (some say that delainys are whores), but she is an all out perfect girl that everyone wants to be with and everyone likes her.
Guy 1: Delainy is hot!
Guy 2: I know right!
Guy 1: I think she's taken though..
Guy 2: You will have your chance.
Delainy by Better Posts May 14, 2015