DeJesus

Literally means "From the loins of Jesus". It is a holy crotch. If encountered as a name, let it be known that the individual was derived from Jesus's crotch.

Bobby: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Father: What is it, my son?
Bobby: I was at my girlfriend's house and saw her DeJesus....

DeJesus by Clayton013 November 3, 2008

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Bryan Dejesus

Sexiest guy un Brooklyn! So Sweet, thoughtful and great in bed!!!

The definition of the perfect man "every man wishes he were Bryan Dejesus"

Bryan Dejesus by Lela 162 May 10, 2009

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Alberto Junior DeJesus

Alberto DeJesus serves as the chairman of DeJesus Trust & Company, a real estate and construction conglomerate currently housing four subsidiary companies. Alberto is a student at Boston University, influencer, public speaker among his communities, and host of his YouTube vlog AlbertoD TV.

Alberto also has been featured in the BostonVoyager Magazine and long term goals include wanting to be an orthopedic surgeon and investing and growing his companies over the years.

Alberto is a serial entrepreneur, investor, author, and enthusiast of education and science!

Alberto Junior DeJesus is the GOAT!

Alberto Junior DeJesus by businessmagazine January 1, 2019

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Edward DeJesus

Leader of the fastly growing street gang MS-13. Eddie "Speddy" DeJesus has been working his way up the ranks of MS-13 for some time now...and has just been listed Number 1 on every states most wanted list in the country. Known Alias' "Big E" "Fast Eddie" and "Spedward DeRetard".

Edward DeJesus The most dangerous puerto rican teddy bear...known to man.

Edward DeJesus by Ballbag Superfan December 20, 2008