DeJesus

Literally means "From the loins of Jesus". It is a holy crotch. If encountered as a name, let it be known that the individual was derived from Jesus's crotch.
Bobby: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Father: What is it, my son?
Bobby: I was at my girlfriend's house and saw her DeJesus....
by Clayton013 September 10, 2008
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Bryan Dejesus

Sexiest guy un Brooklyn! So Sweet, thoughtful and great in bed!!!
The definition of the perfect man "every man wishes he were Bryan Dejesus"
by Lela 162 May 11, 2009
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Edward DeJesus

Leader of the fastly growing street gang MS-13. Eddie "Speddy" DeJesus has been working his way up the ranks of MS-13 for some time now...and has just been listed Number 1 on every states most wanted list in the country. Known Alias' "Big E" "Fast Eddie" and "Spedward DeRetard".
Edward DeJesus The most dangerous puerto rican teddy bear...known to man.
by Ballbag Superfan December 15, 2008
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Elijah Dejesus

A gay person who has autism and makes fun of a person that you killed in fortnite
Elijah Dejesus is gay when he pretends everyone in the world is gay except him
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Alberto Junior DeJesus

Alberto DeJesus serves as the chairman of DeJesus Trust & Company, a real estate and construction conglomerate currently housing four subsidiary companies. Alberto is a student at Boston University, influencer, public speaker among his communities, and host of his YouTube vlog AlbertoD TV.

Alberto also has been featured in the BostonVoyager Magazine and long term goals include wanting to be an orthopedic surgeon and investing and growing his companies over the years.

Alberto is a serial entrepreneur, investor, author, and enthusiast of education and science!
Alberto Junior DeJesus is the GOAT!
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dale dejesus

Dale dejesus is the type of kid to snitch on someone for stealing a candy bar if it came down to it
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dale dejesus

Dale - One who might snitch on you if being pressured enough ...or at all
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