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DeJesus

Literally means "From the loins of Jesus". It is a holy crotch. If encountered as a name, let it be known that the individual was derived from Jesus's crotch.

Bobby: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Father: What is it, my son?
Bobby: I was at my girlfriend's house and saw her DeJesus....

by Clayton013 November 3, 2008