defpmo 

DEFPMO is the easiest way to tell someone not to piss you off via text message, twitter, facebook etc. directed towards a specific person. acronym for Dont Even Fucking Piss Me Off.

DEFPMO is the easiest way to tell someone not to piss you off via text message, twitter, facebook etc. directed towards a specific person. acronym for Dont Even Fucking Piss Me Off.

can be used also with a stale face

Kianna: Tina, I had a date with Derick last night

Tina: I thought you said he cheated on you??

Kianna: I know, but now i forgive him.

Tina: DEFPMO.

defpmo by Unicornshitttt123 February 27, 2015

DFPMO 

Don't f*cking piss me off. It means don't annoy me or just leave me alone. It's directed at a certain individual.

MSN personal messages: ''DFPMO John! :@''

DFPMO by MissSlangGangsta May 30, 2011

defproc 

the sexiest proc this side of camden

hey, look at that proc, isn't he sexual!

defproc by supp July 7, 2003

Defpotec Sex

engaging wild, unusual, or new kinky sexual encounters (first time anal, first time felching, getting your red wings, ect) with a long time sexual partner when, at the conclusion of the encounter, you just feel dirty and or have a hard time maintaining eye contact and never want to speak of said encounter but both of you liked it and will do it again together

Person 1 - Man, (wife's name) and I had some incredible defpotec sex last night.

Person 2 - Oh yeah, what did you do

Person 1 - We used a free range chicken, I felt so dirty afterwards but it was fantastic.

Person 2 - What about (wife's name)?

Person 1 - I don't know we didn't talk about it, I couldn't even look her in the eye after, but I did see her online looking for live chicken suppliers this morning.

Person 2 - Score!

Defpotec Sex by Barbarosa May 16, 2013

Deepmouth 

When she takes it all in her mouth, But you are not big enough to reach her throat

He was So small I was.able to easily deepmouth him

Deepmouth by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 4, 2019

defmotem 

Originally used to describe a teletype software package for use by the hard-of-hearing, the word 'defmotem' was later adapted as a metaphorical construct used to describe anything useful/high-tech and not conveniently described otherwise.

Check out this tool. It's a defmotem.

defmotem by Doke Petroleum December 17, 2004

Defpos 

A definite possibility

1.Bill: Hey Rob, are you going to the dance tonight?
Rob: Defpos, i am!

2. Rob: Defpos, this is the lamest dance ever...

Defpos by Smittythestupid December 18, 2008