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DEFPMO is the easiest way to tell someone not to piss you off via text message, twitter, facebook etc. directed towards a specific person. acronym for Dont Even Fucking Piss Me Off.

DEFPMO is the easiest way to tell someone not to piss you off via text message, twitter, facebook etc. directed towards a specific person. acronym for Dont Even Fucking Piss Me Off.

can be used also with a stale face
Kianna: Tina, I had a date with Derick last night

Tina: I thought you said he cheated on you??

Kianna: I know, but now i forgive him.

Tina: DEFPMO.
by Unicornshitttt123 February 27, 2015
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DFPMO

Don't f*cking piss me off. It means don't annoy me or just leave me alone. It's directed at a certain individual.
MSN personal messages: ''DFPMO John! :@''
by MissSlangGangsta May 30, 2011
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defproc

hey, look at that proc, isn't he sexual!
by supp July 7, 2003
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Defpotec Sex

engaging wild, unusual, or new kinky sexual encounters (first time anal, first time felching, getting your red wings, ect) with a long time sexual partner when, at the conclusion of the encounter, you just feel dirty and or have a hard time maintaining eye contact and never want to speak of said encounter but both of you liked it and will do it again together
Person 1 - Man, (wife's name) and I had some incredible defpotec sex last night.

Person 2 - Oh yeah, what did you do

Person 1 - We used a free range chicken, I felt so dirty afterwards but it was fantastic.

Person 2 - What about (wife's name)?

Person 1 - I don't know we didn't talk about it, I couldn't even look her in the eye after, but I did see her online looking for live chicken suppliers this morning.

Person 2 - Score!
by Barbarosa May 16, 2013
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Deepmouth

When she takes it all in her mouth, But you are not big enough to reach her throat
He was So small I was.able to easily deepmouth him
by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 4, 2019
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defmotem

Originally used to describe a teletype software package for use by the hard-of-hearing, the word 'defmotem' was later adapted as a metaphorical construct used to describe anything useful/high-tech and not conveniently described otherwise.
Check out this tool. It's a defmotem.
by Doke Petroleum December 17, 2004
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Defpos

A definite possibility
1.Bill: Hey Rob, are you going to the dance tonight?
Rob: Defpos, i am!

2. Rob: Defpos, this is the lamest dance ever...
by Smittythestupid December 18, 2008
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