defauxcation

The act of pretending to go to the toilet for a shit (especially at work) solely for non-scatalogial purposes (i.e. to take some time away from your desk, read the newspaper, play a game on your iPhone, etc.)

- Any idea where Dave is?
- I saw him walking into the toilet with a copy of the Daily Mail. I think he might be engaging in a spot of defauxcation.

defauxcation by burky1974 May 18, 2011

Defaultation 

The defaulting of a picture on facebook. Especially after a group of friends commenting on the picture demand it.

Victoria: "Dude Phil. The picture of you in a bra deserves defaultation!"
Phil: "Nah...everyone will think Im weird!"
Person 1: "Default!"
Person 2: "Yes! Default!"
person 3: "YES YES! DEFAULT!"
Phil: "Well fine... i guess it does deserve defaultation!"

Defaultation by KayPea November 26, 2009

defaultation 

Defaultation basically translates into, "Duh, it's a known fact. Default. Obvious?"

a) Used when an observation is brought up that is
either so obvious that it was stupid to even bring up
or b) Used when wanting to affirm the fact brought up--in this case, used as a compliment or an insult. An exaggeration, either way.

Corresponding to...

a) Jon: I am a boy
Maria: Defaultation.

b)Maria: I'm cool
Jon: Defaultation.

defaultation by gabrilove November 14, 2006

Defacation of Character 

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".

Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!

Defacation of Character by Manhattantom April 8, 2013

defacation station 

The toilet

Excuse me, I need to retire to the defacation station.

defacation station by Lometogo April 7, 2017

immaculate defacation 

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

immaculate defacation by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 12, 2017

get your defacation in order 

A kind way of saying "get your shit together."

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."

get your defacation in order by The worst English student January 20, 2022