Bitchasspolice, usually from small towns, that have nothing better to do but harass young males.
I had a run in with the decepticops the other day. They saw me driving a Lincoln Continental, so they figured I was dealing drugs and preparing for a drive by. I tried to explain that I was merely taking my grandmother home from the grocery store before I was scheduled to volunteer with the Special Olympics. The decepticop pulled his gun and called for backup.
The homeland of all decepticons, as stated by John Green of the Vlogbrothers. It is safe to assume that worldsuck emanates from the land that is Decepticonia. Decepticonia is the anti Nerdfighteria.
Decepticon: I think I'll go out on the town and spread WORLDSUCK like peanut butter on bread!
Nerdfighter: Whoa, whoa there, mister! This town does not need any more suck! Go back to Decepticonia!
Decepticon: Yeah, well...YOUR MOM.
The opposite of a Nerdfighter. A Decepticon is someone that is made of suck: A typical popular person.
Paris Hilton, Cheerleaders, Typical jocks, Male chauvinist pigs, Sluts, etc
Jack: Hey! Let's go decrease WorldSuck!
Harry: Okay! We can donate to Kiva dot org!
Colton: Whatever, you guys, let the third world countries take care of themselves. Sharon's hot, isn't she? I'd tap that.
Jack: Colton, you are such a Decepticon.
Harry: In my pants.
The type of breasts that when supported with quality bra and clothing look amazing. However, when you get her home you are shocked to see her cans are not even close to perky, they are just lumps of fat and skin.... Decepticans
1. A girl who dresses well and takes photo shopped pictures so she is preceived better looking the she actually is. In most cases this female is not attractive at all.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.