decook 

too not cook

my hands are decooked

decook by Deathbond July 4, 2024

Decoolify 

Verb. To make lame, completely sucking all cool out of a situation.

Dude, inviting your mom to the party will totally decoolify the situation.

Man, you totally decoolify my wittiness when you don't get jokes. You need to learn to appreciate sarcasm.

Decoolify by S.BOB September 30, 2010

decocked

When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.

Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.

decocked by er Moskoni March 14, 2023

decookied 

The act of losing one's cookies, either to theft or an unfortunate accident.

"Oh, fudge, that crazed young woman just pounced on me from nowhere, and before I knew it, she had decookied me! D:!"

decookied by Aora May 9, 2005

DeCock 

Removal of a mans penis by his ex-girlfriend

That fucking bastard, im goin to DeCock him!

DeCock by DevilsVamp August 21, 2008

Decockitated 

To have someone's cock cut off

the rapist was decockitated

Decockitated by DopyC October 6, 2019

DeCockxify 

If his cock is your drug... then DeCoxify is what a

girl or gay man has to do after a break up with a boyfriend one had highly addicktive great sex with.

Example: I miss sex with him so much I might have to check into Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify!

DeCockxify by HollyWood90027 January 16, 2011