decook

too not cook

my hands are decooked

by Deathbond July 4, 2024

Decoolify

Verb. To make lame, completely sucking all cool out of a situation.

Dude, inviting your mom to the party will totally decoolify the situation.

Man, you totally decoolify my wittiness when you don't get jokes. You need to learn to appreciate sarcasm.

by S.BOB September 30, 2010

decocked

When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.

Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.

by er Moskoni March 14, 2023

decookied

The act of losing one's cookies, either to theft or an unfortunate accident.

"Oh, fudge, that crazed young woman just pounced on me from nowhere, and before I knew it, she had decookied me! D:!"

by Aora May 9, 2005

DeCock

Removal of a mans penis by his ex-girlfriend

That fucking bastard, im goin to DeCock him!

by DevilsVamp August 21, 2008

Decockitated

To have someone's cock cut off

the rapist was decockitated

by DopyC October 6, 2019

DeCockxify

If his cock is your drug... then DeCoxify is what a

girl or gay man has to do after a break up with a boyfriend one had highly addicktive great sex with.

Example: I miss sex with him so much I might have to check into Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify!

by HollyWood90027 January 16, 2011