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When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.
Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.
decocked by er Moskoni March 14, 2023
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decockgestant 

A cocksuckers remedy used to get rid of a bad taste in their mouth. Usually needed by men or women who constantly suck up to their boss to get ahead or feel important.
"He has been sucking up to his boss so much, he'll need some decockgestant to get the taste of his boss's cock out of his mouth."

"When she comes out from under her boss's desk, she'll need some decockgestant and some floss.

Decockle 

A situation where there is a state of confusion after you have royally messed up and you are now stuck in a state of confusion.
Joey found himself in a decockle when he called his girlfriend a simp.
Decockle by Username+ November 25, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004