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decimating the Pinocchio 

Masturbating with a penis aka Pinocchio nose
Angela said he was off decimating the Pinocchio

decimalian 

the condition where it's possible for a numeric value to contain MORE than one decimal place (i.e. software versioning, etc.).
the decimalian version of the installed software is v1.2.34.5678.
decimalian by SpaghettiCoder December 5, 2019

decimating 

To decrease by 1/10, hence the prefix deci.
Aww, only 10%? At least I can say I was decimating that test.
decimating by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

decimalification™️ 

decimalification™️: (verb) - the act of decimal-ifying things

™ of Mrs. L
"ok now use decimalification™️ to decimalify this fraction."

dick decimating 

Basically another term for meat riding
Friend 1: ngl this shit hit different

Friend 2: fr tho like he be making the best shit.
Friend 1: some of his albums kinda mid tho.
Friend 2: nah you just don’t know it like I do.
Friend 1: alright nigga chill out a bit u dick decimating a lil bit.
Friend 2: so it’s my fault his music is the best shit I’ve ever heard?
Friend 1: ok atp you need to stop the meat munching.
dick decimating by Giggity part 2 December 30, 2023

decimalist

A librarian that still knows the Dewey Decimal System.
Decimalists, similar to specialists in the medical field, are the specialists in world of libraries.

Where is the decimalist when you need them? The computers are broken and I need someone to help me decode this secret code / language of numbers and decimals, so I can find a book.
decimalist by JRHMDDC November 7, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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