Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

Deathbed Lover

A woman who loves a man secretly for years and only admits it when one of them is facing a life or death situation.

(Han Solo to carbon freeze)
Leia: I love you, Han.

(Anakin and Padme to death arena)
Padme: I love you, Anakin.

by Yep Yep June 28, 2005

Deathbed Relationship

A phrase used to describe a happy couple whose relationship you believe will only end when they're both old, grey, and one of them is dead.

Ryan and Kiley are so happy together, that's a deathbed relationship right there.

by muchginger_wow August 18, 2014

deathbed sex

sex that's so good, it flashes before your eyes on your deathbed.

OMG, you've had sex! And not only sex, but deathbed sex!

by £1f July 07, 2017

Deathbed Status

After a night of drinking, the inability to get out of bed the next day except to puke. Deathbed status lasts almost an entire day and consists of rolling around in bed feeling horrible with some occasional light sleeping. No appetite the entire day is required. The termination of deathbed status depends on the person but it usually comes around nighttime when an intense craving for Taco Bell is had. Deathbed status officially ends when the person is devouring their Taco Bell food and feeling alive. An entire day has been wasted doing absolutely nothing but the amazingness of the Taco Bell meal makes the day feel somewhat successful.

"How'd that Four Loko treat you on Saturday night?"

" Horrible man. I was deathbed status the entire next day"

by Kekambas013 February 27, 2012

Deathbed Bumping

When someone on a forum bumps a thread that isn't quite necro, but is well on it's way to be there.

(7/8/2020) XtaCool says: "Good idea, I approve!"
(7/22/2020) BCVDox says: "haha yeah that's a great idea"
(7/22/2020) XtaCool says: "Dude, why are you Deathbed Bumping?"

by JuiceDrop October 22, 2020

deathbed song

final performance or effort or act just before death.

The gig of the rocker proved to be his deathbed song. He died the very next day.

by uttam maharjan December 20, 2011