deathable 

deathable: being able to die, this term is frequently used online. it is used by people when referencing their ability to die.

Jayden : "i feel like if i eat this ill be able to finally die in peace"

Sam: "oh!! so youre feeling deathable?!?"

deathable by jAY?!? August 14, 2021

Detachable Penis 

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.

Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.

Detachable Penis by Tikibarberfan March 1, 2010

Dateable 

1. Better than fuckable. Used to describe someone who is hot enough that you would date them. Can include someone who is only decently good looking, but has a great personality.

2. Someone who you actually like, as opposed to fuckable, which is purely sexual. A datable guy or girl is someone you enjoy talking to and would ALSO like to fuck.

John: I was talking to Shannon last night. Damn, that girl is hot.
Eric: Woah, woah, woah. Do you mean fuckable hot or dateable hot?

Dateable by sunshinedown November 10, 2010

debatable 

said if you disagree or just want to be an asshole. greatest word ever...taking the world by storm!

Pat: Pitt is gonna win it all this year.

DJ: Debatable! they can't even win the division

debatable by --DJ-- September 15, 2009

Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

Deathbed starfucker by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

debateable 

the way noobs spell debatable

noob: I spell debateable right

me: that's debatable.

noob: no it's debateable

me: no it isn't it's debatable

(infinite loop goes on)

debateable by sak_ura March 13, 2021

Deathbed Lover

A woman who loves a man secretly for years and only admits it when one of them is facing a life or death situation.

(Han Solo to carbon freeze)
Leia: I love you, Han.

(Anakin and Padme to death arena)
Padme: I love you, Anakin.

Deathbed Lover by Yep Yep July 10, 2005