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deadbeat baby daddy

Man who sweet-talks his way into your life and bed, gets you pregnant, and then reveals all his shitty baggage while you're pregnant. Man with multiple babymamas, and while he's swearing he'll be there for you, he never sees his kids...and you wonder why.
A deadbeat baby daddy is a man who gets a woman pregnant but after the child is born, doesn't see the need to help out with what he helped create. A man who sleeps while you're up with the crying child at night. A man who will spend your last dime on alcohol when he knows that the baby needs diapers. A man who puts his hands on you one night so you have to flee your own home with the child in tow, but then blows up your phone with text messages about how he wants to talk and how he loves and misses you. Um, how about just being a man and changing your life?
deadbeat baby daddy by DoingMe2010 November 7, 2010

Deadbeat Parent 

A biological parent who has conceived (mother) or sired (father) a child but instead of stepping up to take care of and financially/emotionally support the little love they put themselves ahead of the needs of the child. This person will abandon his/her child at any time for any reason and then tell the world “my baby means the world to me..” This person tends not to have morals or a responsible enough nature to realize how difficult he/she is making life for his/her child and family. They do not understand there is a HUGE difference between being an actual great mother/father, and a biological mother/father. But of course the deadbeat is so self-centered and stuck up, he/she believes they are doing a wonderful job at being an awesome parent and also believe others should parent like them. This type of mother/father doesn’t stop to realize that the unconditional love of a child should come before anything or any one else and that one day the child will be old enough to understand and resent this parent!!!
"A mother whom would rather have her hair, nails and a wax job done than buy diapers, wipes and clothes for her child is a dead beat parent"

"A deadbeat parent would be a father whom supports his new girlfriends bad habits but chooses not to know or support the child he helped create, yet boasts to all that he is a great father"

"A deadbeat parent is one whom would rather party hardy with the state assistance they receive, while leaving there child(ren) with his/hers/there parents, while claiming to the world that they are great parents and miss there children a lot but yet still choose not to step up and be REAL parent(s)!"

Deadheat 

Ashley started becoming friends with the girl we don’t mess with, Now she’s deadheat.
Deadheat by Shaybella November 10, 2020

deathwatch 

The act of befriending really sick old people in the attempt that when they die they give you money, houses, cars, and or other items that you can use to keep funding your insane life style.
Hey honey!, I met this really old rich woman, she has no family, Sweet! let's put her on our deathwatch, I could use a vacation right now...
deathwatch by Goforitguy August 20, 2016

Craft Corner Deathmatch 

The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.
It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.

deadbeat picnic 

when a group of homeless dudes with bikes and shopping carts congregate and smoke crack or drink beer in a public
there is a deadbeat picnic over there by that tree
deadbeat picnic by evilsteve666 November 21, 2017
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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