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deanse

This name is rare and it is a very name though most dont know how to pronounce ut the oerson is an evil bitch
That person is a deanse
by Radali October 1, 2020
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The Deaner

The guy who gets the party started but has no money to pay his tab.
Hey look it's The Deaner. Yeah he already hit me up for $10 but the chicks love him.
by will bitten January 25, 2017
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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.
by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021
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deansteak

Alchemical cooking process that turns a pan-fried steak into deansteakpork resembling roasted pork; or, deansteaktuna resembling Ahi tuna – depending on the pre-cooking preparation and actual cooking process used.

deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich

deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout
There's no easy way to say this but that deansteak looks awful. I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for it.

Whoa, that deansteak is probably the worst steak ever. 2/6 never forget.

Looks like you didn't completely defrost before cooking to get that deansteak.

If your steak looks more like a pork chop than a steak, something went wrong and you have a deansteakpork.

I will never be able to un-see this deansteaktuna.

You are an alchemist! First your steak looked like roasted pork and now, seared Ahi tuna! What will you turn your next steak into?
by ninetynine99 December 23, 2012
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Mike Dense

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.
And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020
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dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.
john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker
by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014
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Disengenuious dense motherfucker

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world
YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!
by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021
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