getting really incapacitated, drunk, messed up, also can cause seeing of purple homo sapians in toliet water as you are purging.
by E liz December 28, 2007

To have be pinned down by several men while several others grope you're testicles and often have an object such as a bottle or a phone or fingers shoved up you're anus.
Billy-"Hey everyone!! Look over there that guy is being deaned!!!"
Everyone else-"Man that is so sick lets keep watching!! Hope I never get deaned"
Everyone else-"Man that is so sick lets keep watching!! Hope I never get deaned"
by Alfred Amigo January 21, 2008

The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.
Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?
Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
by SakDaddy October 17, 2021

Dean’s are the best dads you can have even if he scares you a little bit. Some of them are way to over protective and he will show you some cool take downs.
by What’s up😝 November 23, 2018

the art of knowing something that you absolutley obviously know nothing about. ie i got a guy that want's a mastacater pump. and also the art of designing stuff that you don't know about either.
by paul vortman August 12, 2008

Swag. Tall, sexy and fit. Dean is a man dripping in swagger with a huge cock, Dean knows how to make the pussy drip.
by uaeneg November 10, 2012

An absolute bruh moment of a dude. He be funny but yet serious. Dean is good with history and money. He also is a leader, that’s why college heads are called deans. This man is always a bruh moment, a chill dude, or a serious bruh.
by The name chad June 25, 2021
