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The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?

Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
Deaning by SakDaddy October 17, 2021
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deahni Deaning Deanis Deanie deaniac deanism DeadNight deanii Deanish dehani

deathnique 

A technique which causes death. Ninjas have a variety to choose from.
Sensei: I cannot teach you my ultimate deathnique, for I may have to use it against you one day, if evil clouds your mind.
deathnique by MC? April 4, 2010

Sad Deathnight 

The complete, polar opposite of saying happy birthday.
Person: Happy birthday!
Guy: Not really, I have terminal cancer and I'm going to die in a few hours.
Person: ...Sad deathnight!
Sad Deathnight by monkeymanta December 12, 2009
Funny ass girl who makes every one laugh she loves to rant and pull awsome ass pranks she is beautiful and amazing and if I had to describe her in a poem it would be this roses are red and violets aren't blue and there is a good chance she is funnier than you. Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Damn deani that was funny
deani by Hoi it j.k. from p.e.123 September 29, 2018

DeadNight 

a 3yr old kid who likes talking about how much "nukes" his "army" has, and ships Dreamnotfound because its "wholesome" and thinks that you should pray to Jesus every night.
Jenny: omg did you see what Jason did last night?
James: yeah, he's such a DeadNight
DeadNight by Wild_Jay64 February 26, 2022
A Deaniac is a fanatical devotee of Howard Dean.
The Deaniacs were quick to defend their candidate after the infamous "Dean Scream."
Deaniac by Laura Tobin June 4, 2004