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Funny ass girl who makes every one laugh she loves to rant and pull awsome ass pranks she is beautiful and amazing and if I had to describe her in a poem it would be this roses are red and violets aren't blue and there is a good chance she is funnier than you. Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Damn deani that was funny
deani by Hoi it j.k. from p.e.123 September 29, 2018
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They are smart,goofy, funny, crazy,lazy,amazing people. They can do anything they want but just never want too. They are also very short with big hearts. They will do almost anything, but u must get there loyalty first. They love attention and have big attitudes.

When it comes to relationships they are loyal and humble. They never wanna talk on the phone at all. They talk alot of smack. But they are always their for you when you need it. -ya boi gilbert aka jamire
I have a deani and she is mine ya cant get shit from her 😂😂
Deani by Jamire December 13, 2018
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Daniel Seavey is the definition of hot, snack, full course meal, and ideal boyfriend
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An angel that has accidentally been placed on this earth!! 1/5 of band why don’t we
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a beautiful boy, loves watermelon, has a cute tooth gap, in an AMAZING band called Why Don't We(BEST BAND IN THE UNIVERSE.)
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The cutest boy EVER, and part of a band called Why Don’t We. He is the definition of perfect, from his blue eyes to his tooth gap, he is perfect. He loves everyone and is very lovable. His voice is so angelic and he can play ALOT of instruments
Sentence 1: Daniel Seavey is perfect.
Sentence 2: OH MY GOSH IT’S DANIEL SEAVEY!!!
Sentence 3: I love you Daniel Seavey!
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The best person you will ever meet. Always has an opinion on everything but will always be straight up about it. Never betrays nor stab no one in the back. She is cute and has a great sense of style and all the guys like to be around the great and natural vibes she gives. But dont piss her off to hard because she will snap back.
Guy #1:Wow who is that girl with the nice vibes

Guy#2: oh thats Danice

Guy#1: That explains alot.
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