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deaference 

Respectful allowance dat's given due to someone's not having da greatest hearing-capabilities.
Da term "deaference" would imply positive/constructive/accommodating actions such as speaking up when addressing da hard-of-hearing person, standing closer to his head while conversing wif him, letting him see your lips for easier understanding of what you're saying, etc. But in da "classic and infamous" joke about da old fella wif da hearing-aid who had changed his will four times when he'd stealthily overheard what his descendants truly thought about him and what they were actually planning to do wif da money he'd been planning to leave them, said resentful/greedy youngsters were in fact doing da exact opposite of showing lack-of-sharp-ears respect for their elder "Mr. Moneybags", in dat not only were they intentionally speaking in just low-to-normal-volume tones so dat hopefully da old codger wouldn't be able to hear them (he hadn't informed his family dat he'd gotten da hearing aid), but they were also totally trash-talking him behind his back!
deaference by QuacksO May 24, 2022
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Main Tank Difference

When you absolutely out-Reinhardt the enemy, Main Tank Difference.
Gig: *drops shield*
Super: *hits a huge shatter* MAIN TANK DIFFERENCE
Main Tank Difference by taafi April 26, 2020

The Donny Difference 

The Donny Difference is heard in the popular movie "Ted 2" a janitor named "Donny" says to the head of Hasbro saying "I know which urinal you use, number 4. most janitors just flip over the urinal cakes but put in new ones, that's the Donny difference." and is also used as a secret password.
Friend 1 "Hey man, went I went to the bathroom they had fresh cakes in there."
Friend 2 "the janitors here must have learned The Donny Difference,"
The Donny Difference by 2spooky4me September 7, 2015

Difference Between a Wolf and a Bear

The tail. Literally, the only thing discerning a bear from a wolf is the tail.
"Everybody knows the only difference between a wolf and a bear is the tail. Look it up, urbandictionary.com ."

same difference 

Another way of saying "whatever". It is often confused with "same thing", but you're really saying "OK, I admit that they're not the same thing, but they're not different enough for me to really care about it."

Often shortened to same diff.
"Same difference" and "same thing" are not the same thing, but hey, same difference.
same difference by murlough 23 January 24, 2011

Main Tank Difference

When one Rein absolutely obliterates the other one until they pop out as a bunch of lego coins
Smurf: gg
super: gg
Smurf: Main Tank Difference
super: do you know who you're talking to?
Main Tank Difference by Oddballll January 4, 2021

celebrate our differences 

an "anti-racism" video that contains racist jokes
American kid: we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to China*
Chinese people: ching chong ching chong ching, ching chong ching chong chong
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Africa*
African people: ooga booga du ooga booga duh
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Mexico*
Mexican people: nacho taco chimichanga

American kid: because its beautiful when the whole world sings together
African person: ooga booga do booga do ooga donga
Chinese person: Ching ching chong ching chong
Mexican person: taco nacho nacho taco taco burrito