Dead wood
Dead wood by Frizbee Dog April 14, 2006
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Dead Wood
Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work
I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!
Dead Wood by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
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Dead wood
"And let’s face it—a man who stuffs his belly full of dead pigs in the kitchen
only to deliver dead wood in the bedroom becomes a big bore"
-peta
only to deliver dead wood in the bedroom becomes a big bore"
-peta
Dead wood by Hesitant Wang August 31, 2004
verbal deadwood
An excessive amount of unnecessary words in a script, speech, or other written or spoken communication.
verbal deadwood by zacktheidiotdj November 11, 2007
Deadwood
I got her alone in my apartment, but because of all of the booze, I had deadwood and now she won't return my calls.
Deadwood by ucaneatadick October 16, 2008
Deadwood Style
Serial drinking whisky shots at any oppurtunity.
Inspired by HBOs drama Deadwood this practice explains the agressive mood of frontier towns.
Inspired by HBOs drama Deadwood this practice explains the agressive mood of frontier towns.
Shouldn't have done that bottle of brandy Deadwood Style last night. I had a raging head all through my dad's 60th.
Keep them coming barman; I'm drinking Deadwood Style.
Keep them coming barman; I'm drinking Deadwood Style.
Deadwood Style by Ford Dagenham April 10, 2010
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