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Worthless employees in large companies are dead wood.
I got finally got a promotion but everyone in my new group is dead wood.
by Frizbee Dog March 06, 2006
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Inability to get or maintain an erection.
I got her alone in my apartment, but because of all of the booze, I had deadwood and now she won't return my calls.
by ucaneatadick August 26, 2008
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A weak errection due to poor health.
"And let’s face it—a man who stuffs his belly full of dead pigs in the kitchen
only to deliver dead wood in the bedroom becomes a big bore"

-peta
by Hesitant Wang August 31, 2004
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Doo-doo that takes several flushes to get down the toilet.
Guy: "My stomach is killing me. I gotta take a shit."
Roommate: "Hurry up! And make sure you flush a couple times 'cuz I don't wanna see your deadwood floating around when I go take a shit next."
by Langster Wang January 04, 2011
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1. A dramatic Western on HBO.
2. To kill, end, or get rid of.
1. Dude, last night's Deadwood was amazing.
2. The bee was driving me nuts, so I Deadwooded it's ass.
by AlCap May 01, 2005
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Extremely boring tv show that for some reason costs twice as much to purchse on DVD than any other tv series in creation. Yes, let's all spend $200 for the first season of a patheticaly bland, badly acted, gay show with the dumbest premise ever concieved.
Why do I even have to have an example? Deadwood SUCKS.
by Lament For The Last Days September 28, 2006
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