Dead goat 

When your party's not lit.

Man, this party's dead goat

Dead goat by lowkey_lilyyyy May 4, 2018

dead goat 

a goat scared to death

the goat is a dead goat

dead goat by why are you looking at this June 18, 2018

Lookin' up a dead goat's ass 

a futile effort, not worth pursuing

If you think I'm going to pay you the money I owe you then you're "lookin' up a dead goat's ass".

Lookin' up a dead goat's ass by SA Earl January 13, 2011

beating the dead goat 

jering it right after u just jerked it

"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."

beating the dead goat by General Schwartzkopf January 13, 2008

dead goated 

The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding

awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated

dead goated by Crunktoberfest February 18, 2008

blows dead goats 

a bad situation, something that is not good. similar to 'that sucks', only worse.

I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.

blows dead goats by Fred Neck March 5, 2007

deadgoatcrap 

Deadgoatcrap is a American YouTuber who posts survive games and other ps4 video games.

(Person 1) have you seen deadgoatcraps latest video
(Person 2) no not yet

deadgoatcrap by Tall giraffe dude June 30, 2019