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Lookin' up a dead goat's ass 

a futile effort, not worth pursuing
If you think I'm going to pay you the money I owe you then you're "lookin' up a dead goat's ass".

beating the dead goat 

jering it right after u just jerked it
"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."

dead goated 

The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding
awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated
dead goated by Crunktoberfest February 18, 2008

blows dead goats 

a bad situation, something that is not good. similar to 'that sucks', only worse.
I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.
blows dead goats by Fred Neck March 5, 2007

deadgoatcrap 

Deadgoatcrap is a American YouTuber who posts survive games and other ps4 video games.
(Person 1) have you seen deadgoatcraps latest video
(Person 2) no not yet